2 be revealed

hi!!!







4D number :473


This is what I learnt yesterday. Woo Hoo!! Free Tuition class.

Ps: I saw big Bk's girlfriend today. Walaueh...I couldn't believe it. She is so....PRETTY!!Seriously, awesome. Maybe that's the power of Bk...haha. I hope I can win him. ^^ well, maybe not..


-steam-

The memoeries of KOMTAR

hi!!!


I guess my blog is almost dead. But don't worry, I am reviving it right now. Actually I am having a busy holiday working at Komtar or Pacific Hypermarket. And of course, I told some people I won't work during this month.He he! But in the end, I decided to work because the deal is ____ you should know what's in the blank. Sorry to them ^^

By working there, it brings back memories. There was an employee resembling X.Ying pretty much. Walaueh! If anybody that knows XY, I bet you will also comment the same thing. The way she speaks, the way she shows the peace sign and the way she behaves so..........manja.HAHAHA!!! And, she is also........damn short. ^^

Next, there is a guy. This time, there's the resemblence of Ah Hui. What the heck! The way he works, the way he speaks. Maybe he is Ah Hui long lost brother. ^^

Then, second Jesper comes in. Fuyoh. What the heck! It's Jesper with different appearance only. Walaueh!

Then, to anyone working, is there anybody that resembles BK? No right? It's because BK is the only one.Muahahahaha! Anyway, I know there is big BK. But the big and the small BKs have only one similiarity. They loves Maths! So, only one right?

Lastly, there were few weird things. I think some of you should already know. Steamer is the 'Mr. Ingin Tahu' . So,whatever stuffs that involve his work, he will try to learn because 'the more you learn the more you gain' . And many of the oldies seem pretty amazed with the statement.HAHAHA!!But there are few exceptions on the statement. Steamer will only learn the things he should learn. For example, chemistry? Hehe! So, one day, he was sewing long pants. Then, there was an aunty, ' Wow! You are a guy? You can sew' .What the heck! Of course I am a guy. I have flat front! Then there were several customers and also other brand employees that never ever see a guy sewing long pants. It's like an alien sitting at the sewing machine. =.='''


-steam-

Troublemaker

hi!!!


To make others' relationships rot,
He loosens people's knot,
To turn others' happy time short,
He makes others' emotion hot.

He keeps all his prosperity in his personal pot,
Hoping others to get a few but he himself to get a lot,
To gain, selfishness plays the role, this is what he thought,
He will pity himself, but pity others, he will not.


To all the tsunami victims, may god bless you and have a extremely happy new year.


-steam-

My Birthday!

hi!!!


I know it's once a year,
And all those wishes have gone into my ear,
Hoping people to celebrate and cheer,
But this year's plain and clear...


Lonely birthday, there's nothing to fear,
Still full of laughters without a single tear,
Kids hoping for the cake while men to look for the beer,
Right now,the cake is here!

The cake is cute, the cake is small,
But, someone bought it from a huge mall,
The candle is short and not tall,
But it's so tasty and the taste beat them all.



Last year,I had cheese cake,
This year, I have cheese cake,
Next year, I am also hoping for cheese cake,
Maybe because cheese cake and I have the fate!



-steam-

Beware!

hi!!!


This message is clearly for everyone. There were several snatch thefts and robbery cases near Komtar and Prangin Mall. So, always beware and try not to use your mobile phone while walking on the street located somewhere near there.

I saw a case before but during that time, I didn't even realise what's going on. Even the thief ran pass me wearing red coloured shirt. But when I realise what's going on, he couldn't be seen anymore.

Inconclusion, never wonder by the road side but try to visit Komtar because it's newly opened under Pacific Company. So, it's brand new and safe. SHOP THERE!



-steam-

Life's complicated

hi!!!


Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it's down,
I can't always laugh and sometimes I have to frown,
Sometimes I have to talk and sometimes I make no sound,
Sometimes I am up highly on the hill, sometimes I am totally down on the ground.

Sometimes I receive, sometimes I give, sometimes I send,
Sometimes it's flying in the air, sometimes it's crawling on the land,
Sometimes I don't know how, sometimes I don't know when,
Sometimes it starts, but anyhow it will eventually end.

To survive, I have to drink, I have to eat,
But all these stuffs will become urine and shit,
Life's so complicated and stupid,
But I am loving it...


-steam-

Nightmare AGAIN!

hi!!!


The third day of the nightmare. Did I really do something that wrong or what she said was right? I am wondering how long do I have to wait just to find out about the nightmare. 2 months or 3 months? Maybe, I don't have the chance to find out. Well, this time, it's getting more complicated but I know it means something.

Well, the nightmare has nothing to do with love and ghost or monster or watever that will scared small kids off.


-steam-

Nightmare

hi!!!


I am having nightmares recently.Well, they were almost the same one or maybe almost exactly the same one. I hope they're nothing true. Maybe it's because of her. I chatted with her and the nightmare started. Well, I don't blame her actually.


Well,....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!




-steam-

He is back!

hi!!!


BK is back to the old BK. Which means he is not studying but playing pc games instead.Woo hoo!!I am loving this life. This is how I spent my past times in my early age. Well, Sixth Form is tough!

Well,during the holiday, I stuck myself to my pc. Maybe it's because of the game. I truly recommend people to play Dead Space because it's thrilling and also horrifying. I hope I am not the only one playing computer games among my friends.

Dead Space is a survivor role playing game. It's all about being trapped in a space ship together with aliens.

I recommend this because it's the best sci-fi game I have ever played and at times, I did play until I sweat. Amazing?

It's kinda late now though...


-steam-

The Eye

hi!!



Beyond the eyes, I can't figure out why,
Nobody can predict whether it's low or high,
Looking at the eyes, sometimes I can see the 'sigh'
I wonder how does it fly.

Seeing is believing,
Watching is enjoying,
Observing is learning,
But what about looking?

What I'm about to see are mysteries,
What I saw were memories,
What I saw were trees,
What I see are debris.

Staring at the eyes, looking for the motive,
It's the best way before you believe,
Beware if the motive is passive,
Because it will never bring a relief

I can see nothing is free,
I can see human craving for money,
Craving without the feel of sorry,
Charging every help for a 'fee' .

Seaching for the truth, eyes are being used to see,
This includes most of the people including me,
At the outside, she looks happy
But sometimes, what we see may not be what it should be.

Eyes are not perfect, and they can miss,
Mistaken a bite as a kiss,
Mistaken a hero as a beast,
Therefore, at times, what we see may not be what it is...


-steam-

The Knight, The Girls

hi!!


There lives a knight with his shiny armour,
Wherever he goes, he carries the word 'glamour'
He looks serious but he owns sense of humour,
He fights for the right and not power.

He keeps on searching for the light,
Together with him is his pride,
Facing the dead end, he will fight
And his armour will still shine even it is during the night.

She enlightens his fire, he gives her desire,
To her, he is never a liar,
And he will treat her particularly better,
To make their relationship go higher.

He is not afraid of wind, he is not afraid of wave,
And he knows, becoming a knight he has to be brave,
He tries to destroy people who likes to crave,
This is the only way the world can be saved.

Life goes on as he tries to understand the world,
But there is a girl to make his life blur,
He cant see as vision is not that clear,
The effect of the deadly triangle...

-steam-

The story...

hi!!


When a story starts, it will come to an end,
That's where a stranger becomes a friend, a boy becomes a man,
But nobody knows how and when,
Even for the ones they think they can....



-steam-

STPM and.......

hi!!!


First of all........WELCOME BACK STEAMER!!
Wei!Clap la a bit!


Actually,STPM was really hard.

Maths-Paper 1,Ok lo(I forgot what is point of inflexion ^^.Well,I like the last question.NICE! And, what is 'by using definition' ? I thought maths only involves figures)

Maths-Paper 2,I didn't know how to do half of the paper. (Probability sucks!)Why didn't put trigonometry more??
(UPSR,PMR and SPM...Everytime I walked out from the hall,I was so damn sure of A..wooo.
But,STPM.......I was so sad ok??)

Physics-Paper 1,Came out a few past year questions EXACTLY the same.So,ok lo

Physics-Paper 2,When I came out from the hall,I noticed I miscalculated. Quite a lot of marks....And I forgot what's convex lens.At last I remembered but miscalculations lead to another mistake!
(Please..Please...'A' Please!!)

Chemistry-Paper 1,Er....Hope my luck was there when I was shading the anwer

Chemistry-Paper 2,What I studied came out.Hope I answered them correctly
(But I didn't answer one of the essays ^^. I DON'T KNOW LA!!)

PA-Paper 1-Teruk la! I took it as if it was a colouring contest.

Pa-Paper 2-Lagi teruk...there was a mistake but no correction.What the heck!
(150007 meningkat kepada 20000 plus???Mistake right??And the graph will be weird!)

Well,actually,after STPM I shouted 'HAPPY HOLIDAY' in the hall.Quite fun though. But,I didn't think of shouting.....' (someone) and (someone), HAPPY TOGETHER!! ' Aiya,miss my chance.


Ok ok,here's another story. Very historical! I cried yesterday.I know many of you never see me cry before.Haha! Sorry,you weren't there. But,it's been years form me not to cry. Even being in the bad mood,I tried to control because GUYS SHOULDN'T CRY! Well,that's me!
So,again, why did I cry?(highlight again please...)

I eat something too spicy and I laughed at the same time.EXTREMELY SPICY and funny joke came right on time.^^


-steam-

HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!

hi!!!


I am back!!!Miss me??

Well,this is what I am going to blog....(highlight to read)

HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!





-steam-

Wish Me Luck!!

hi!!!


Well, there is no poem this time. :P

Dear Steamy Fans*,

I, Steamer* (the only official blogger in Steaming Page* ) would like to officially announce the hibernation of Steaming Page*. There will no longer be any updates or poems (hehe...) in Steaming Page* during the hibernating progress. Therefore, I hope all the official and inofficial Steamy Fans* to patiently wait for the awakening of Steaming Page*.

2.Steamer* would like to express his gratitude to all his fans to make this a real steaming blog.
I, hereby, would like to say:

-Thank you so much. I will be back as soon as STPM is over.
-Sorry if I blogged anything that hurt your feelings.
-Don't miss me too much.
-Don't miss my poems too much.
-Don't spam when I am not around.
-WISH ME LUCK!!!
-Behave well and be an obedient guy/gal.
-All the best!!!

*Trademark and all rights reserved.

>Terms and conditions apply.
>The management has the right to modify,upgrade,alter and make any changes to the content without prior notice in this blog.




STEAMING PAGE* IS NOW HIBERNATING...



-steam-

Wish Me Luck!!

Family

hi!!!


I have protection from my father
I have care from my mother
I have fun with my brother
I have life with my lover

My family is so mini,
But not to worry because we are all happy,
Sometimes we will get angry,
This is the life of a sweet family.



(Lover is still vacant....anyone??? hehe ^^V)


-steam-

The Girl

hi!!!


Looking at her eyes,
I know she won't tell lies,
She is not only pretty but also wise,
In this world, there is nothing worth her price


I know she's being chased by so many guys,
Rejected many but she is still so nice,
She is neither too big nor too small in size,
She is not so tough and she cries


Thinking of her, time flies
Everytime in school canteen, I see her eating rice
I know she is afraid of mice
She is kinda cute to be precise


Fair skin with silky straight long hair,
To match her, I don't know what to wear,
I don't mind being her teddy bear,
Always beside her whenever she needs my care


Everytime I meet her I can't figure out what to say,
Looking at her is just like looking at the princess in the play,
The first time I talked to her was in the month of May,
Giving up on her is definitely NO WAY!


Without her, there is no more world,
Without her, my emotion will go whirl,
Without her, life is so blur,
Without her, there is no more dream girl


I am afraid to hint her with sign,
I am afraid we will lose our bind,
I hope you will remember the last line,
'One day, I am going to make you mine'.



Am I in love? Yes? No?
I don't know.


-steam-

The Life of a Weird Teenager

hi!!


There lives a weird teenager
Without the strength and power
Hoping himself to grow bigger and taller
And of course to look better :P


Feeling all the sadness by being alone,
Keeping all the problem and secrets to his own,
Revealing secrets, I know he won't!
If he really does, you can break my bone.


To him, there is no trust
Because all the trust has turned into dust
Even if there is magic cast,
It is useless because he can't feel the blast


Being backstabbed by the one he trusted
But he accepted it as his fate
He didn't even explain and scolded the bastard
Because he knows it is all too late.


Love is known for its chemistry
But, all of these are now history.
Gossips are still that many
And he knows, it's no use to feel worry


Leaving all the rest behind
Trying to age like a fine aging wine
I know he is going to do fine,
Because he is the man of mine! (woooo....gay??)



-steam-

Knowledge

hi!!



We study to gain knowledge
And gaining knowledge since at the very young age,
Knowledge will serve us many ways
Without knowledge,it's impossible for human to explore the space


Knowledge will make people to feel amazed
And we can know through the face
Knowledge can't be stored in golden case,
But,brain is definitely the place


Knowledge provides strong base
Knowledge enhances the pace
How much more time do you still want to waste?
GO STUDY AND GET OUT OF THIS STEAMING PAGE!!! :P



-steam-

Little boy...

hi!!!


There lives a boy who lives down the lane,
Trying to study just to improve his brain.


All of sudden he thinks of his friends which are so many,
But too bad, he is so lonely.


He has a rabbit but not a dog,
And of course you are reading his blog.


Sorry to tell you his blog is going 2 end,
And this poor little boy has to study during the weekend.



-steam-

Another Stanza

hi!!!



If we wanna build a dock,
We must firstly have the will
I sorry I am not going to blog,
Because I am going to have my meal :P



-steam-

Doom 3

hi!!!


Well,this time there is just a normal steamy blog without any 'sajak' or poem. He he...


Doom 3 rocks! I know it's a bit to late to play this game because it has been released for quite a while and my STPM is just right at the corner. Which corner? THAT CORNER!! Can you see it?

Tips to play:


-Fire first before you ask. But of course, aim first before you fire because it is almost impossible to fight monsters with your bare hands when you run out of ammunation.

-If you are kinda timid or you are scared of monster, you have 2 options.

1st option

Make your screen brighter to prevent sudden strike from the dark coloured monster. Bright screen will allow you to detect them better.

2nd option

Turn off your speaker! Well, for me, there is no more trail if you play horror game without the horrifying sound. It's just like watching the horrifying movie without the sound effect. Where is the excitement?? Some people do but not me :P


Thanks, Paul for the disc!



-steam-

Love

hi!!!


At first, everything seems to be so right
And we hope the relationship to last long
But, in love we have to fight
Hoping our love to move along...

Love is truly pure white
Even when we see it every night,
After a long tough fight,
Where is all the right?

Moon light and candle light,
The light that covers all the lies
Then comes the night,
Where our love dies...

Gossips begin to land,
But some will try to mend
I am sorry to tell you,
Love will eventually end




'In the world of love, there is no right and wrong. Blindness covers everything....''



-steam-

Pokemon Application

hi!!!


There is an application of pokemon which we actually can play rather than sending pokemons only in the johto version.So,here goes the link.

http://apps.new.facebook.com/pokemonadventure/


Once you have trained your pokemon well, go to


' http://apps.new.facebook.com/pokemontrainer/ '

to train rare pokemon , and FIGHT with your friends.



-steam-

Justice

hi!!!



' Justice lies in your heart but not your mind. Justice has no measurement '




-steam-

The evolution of maths..

hi!!!



During primary school....

A:What's your score?
B:Mine?Hahaha...I got 100.
A:Oh man!I lost to you by only one mark.


During lower secondary school...

A:I scored 96.What about you?
B:I got only 85.



During upper seconday...(add maths)

A:I managed to get 4 wrongs out of the whole paper.
B:Wow!!You are damn great.I almost fail my paper.


During sixth form...(pure maths)

A:Holy shit!I failed my maths paper!
B:What did u get?
A:4 questions correct out of the whole paper.
B:Haha!I passed mine.
A:What did u get?? 0.o
B:5 correct... =.='''



The secrets of mathematics...

M-Manipulation power (Must have good manipulation power)
A -Admiration (Must be able to admire the beauty of mathematics)
T -Talented (Must have great talent and strong basics)
H -Heart (Must own the heart and desire of mathematics)
S - Sexy (Maths is always sexy!)


-steam-

Sixth Form Farewell!!

hi!!!




INTRODUCING the devastating gang in northam!!
Please recognise their faces to prevent chaos in future.




The food in northam. DAMN NICE!!!

STEAMING SHOWDOWN!!!

EAT EAT EAT!!!

I wonder why is this gal taking photo??We come to eat!!!Just like what I am doing...^^

Still eating...ice cream

Ice cream...
I am eating all I can whenever it is possible ^^



Since i eat to much,they force me to stop.....

and their ketiak stinks!!!HELP THIS POOR GUY!!

Kesian sama dia...

INTRODUCING the finalists for MISS MBS PENANG!(Guys are prettier than the gals :p)

Tutorial 1

Tutorial 2

Showtime!!!

The center one pose like shit!


Pose again!! Still like SHIT!

Here goes the WINNER!!!

Continue eating.... Why always take his pic one?

The watermelon is bigger than his face.

Drinking time....

He got drunk after drinking pure water...

Drunk...

Another one....HELP!!

WARNING: The following picture is restricted for those who are under 18.Parents guidance is advisable for those who still insist to see.

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TIME FOR THE CLIMAX!!!!

-steam-

Kok,Kock,Cock,Cork,Kork,Cok....

hi!!!


The steamy Steamer stepped inside the chemistry lab of Methodist Boys' School. Most of the students were already there experiencing the gigantic tremor of the steaming footsteps...

Bang Bang Bang....

Slowly and slowly, Steamer opened his bag searching for his chemistry file.Then, he searched for his oranged coloured 'bob-dog' pencil case. Once he got that, he then searched for his beloved calculator which he used to solve unpredictable mathematics questions ^^ . He took all the stuffs and put them on the table. Soon, he saw apparatus on his table. (well,thanks 4 bringing the stuffs 4 me). The steaming Steamer began his chemistry experiment with some hesitation. He read his manual once again and he gave it a shot. Half way through the experiment, Steamer noticed the cork/stopper at the end of his conical flask was wet with the solution. Steamer who is weak in chemistry asked his chemistry teacher for some clue to solve his mysterious question distrupting his steaming mind.

Steamer: teacher ar...my cork kena wet liao.wat 2 do ar?(frens are laughing)
Teacher: oh..nvm one.ur cork wet nvm one(continue laughing...)
Steamer: oh,ok....(laughthers turn softer...)
Teacher: ur cork is clean one or contaminated on?(silence.....)

Without wasting anytime,Steamer answered the question with all his steamness...

Steamer: my cork(cock) ar....sure clean one la...(laughters turn louder and louder...)

Teacher was stunt a while.Then, she smiled.
Steamer continued his 'cocky' experiment and he helped his friend to remove the cork from her conical flask. With the steaming mood, Steamer broke the cork and the remaining part of the cork(almost the whole cork) was stuck in the mouth of the conical flask. Steamer was shocked and he refered to his teacher to solve his 'cocky' problem.

Steamer: teacher ar...the cork ar..break liao...
Teacher: u break ur cork ar??(laughters turn even louder than juz now...)
Steamer: hehe...i broke the cork...(the amplitude is still tat high)
Teacher: how can u break it??(laughing continues..)
Steamer: teacher ar...break cork muz pay one ar??(amplitude got higher...)
Thomas: u pay with ur own cock...(frens r still laughing...)

Teacher supplied Steamer with scissors and clippers or callipers to remove the stuck cork.

Teacher: nah...i don know liao la...u slowly remove ur own cork by ur own...
(Huh? My own cock?!)

With the power of STEAM, Steamer managed to remove the cork and together with his teacher,they....


SHOUTED YAY!!! 0.o'''


well,after tat,my fren pula break his cork...hahahahaha.....the one with cock broke the cork...



-steam-

True Friends

hi!!



Friends are everywhere.Friends are many.But,only true friends will remain when you encounter barrier. (by:steamer/sept 2008)


How many true friends do you have?Think again!


-steam-

Weather Forecast!

hi!!

Today,the only steamer brings u the weather forecast 4 6/9/08 in Georgetown,Penang.
According to the analysis,it is predicted that there will be heavy downpour and it rains for almost the whole day.It is advisable to stay at home and have a nice and cool rest.
Thank You.





u c...so choon rite??hahaha....manyak tepat punya forecast...hahahaha....


-steam-

Frens........

hi!!!hehe...yesterday i hanged out with my old old time buddies..or my bez frens of course.we went bowling but i din play...T.T then,aracade lo..aiyo.....nice nice...hahahahaha...everytime i played the soldier game,i managed 2 get promotion but not my frens...hahahaha....sorry,guess blind firing is very helpful indeed...hehe..daytona!!!cant manage 2 win.....lousy driver with driving permit..^^...then,went 4 food...wat the f***......japanese food!!!so expensive n most of everyone was complaining.....coz some of us were like....almost gone bankrupt.....sobs sobs....but not really tat expensive....if really expensive japanese food costs around 100 plus....wooo....but this cost around.....30 til 50.....but,still expensive rite???imagine u r already almost bankrupt....sobs sobs....go mcD eat oso cost less than 20....but,still,i ate the most expensive one...hehe...shashimi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i cant stop my saliva from flowing....i ate 3 bowls of rice...hahaha....the smallest guy with biggest stomach..haha...

wat the heck...my frens were impressed coz i ordered such exp food...they said i m a very stingy guy...wat???m i???well,maybe.......judge me..i don know..no idea at all!!i wouldnt order so much if i m stingy rite????!!!!!

then,we talkd about our old time memories.........WAAAAA!!!!SO SWEET N SO FUNNY!!!
being a kid is much better..........so,enjoy ur primary n secondary life 2 the max b4 its 2 late....i miss those time.......sobs.....

haih...now....no money already...sobs sobs.....hope i don borrow money from ah long...

HAPPY MERDEKA!!!


-steam-

Taekwon-do??????

hi!!my left foot hurts.its still hurting...hahahaha.maybe itz becoz i did 2 much flying kicks at my home..:p.of course those cacat flying kicks coz i m always cacat..hehehe....u should know,doin math or physics all the time can cause ppl 2 be a psycho,since i juz wanna be a normal ppl,i did cacat-ed flying kicks wheneva i think its time 2 rest my mind...haha....anyway,never 'fly' on concrete floor....hurt 4 days already...sobs...still can walk,don worry,cheer up!i can c a sad face of urs rite now..haha..

well,juz now.....(still about taekwon-do).................don worry la....not doin taekwondo juz now....hehehe....

*walking 2 my home...
suddenly,i heard a convo...................(well,when i was form 5,my fren called me elephant ear but the nickname was not famous..hehe....)

A:call la this guy 2 whack him
B:...........................
A:this guy knows taekwon-do

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i turned 2 c 'tat taekwon-do guy'..........ok ok,i admit,i m kepoh :p

*both of them were looking at me....omg! bk is tat taekwon do guy....hahahaha

B:u black belt ar??
i smiled.................................

B:black belt ar?

i still replied with only a smile.........then i walk back 2 my home....2 shy 2 admit......hahahaha

but still,the convo continued n even louder....wat the heck...i heard it from far.........

A:yala!!!tat guy ar.........black belt one la!!!
then,bla bla bla..............
(convo between A and B was in cantonese)

wat the heck!!!how come they know i learn tkd???how come???!!!!mangkuk!!i don know i m so famous...hehehehe......but famous becoz i m a black belt is not so good lo....later ppl come challenge.....wat 2 do???whack or run??sure run la...hahahahaha....who knows?



-steam-

Still Growing.........

hi!!!hahahaha...guess wat??i m taller by a few cm...yay!!already upper six,but still growing taller...hahaha..good good!at least i m not tat short....hahaha....


-steam-

Live Young

hi!!!hahahaha..guess i m still a small kid 2 most of everyone i know....2 days ago,i met my cousin....then,of course go 2 her n greet her lo....suddenly,she called me 2 wait n gave me some snack....n 2 my surprise,its a kid's snack....the biscuit tat come with cream..so,if u wan it 2 taste better,dunk it deeper into the cream...hahaha...anyway,its so nice..hehe..guess i m still a kid though...er...thanks 2 my beloved cousin....i hope i can get more nex time..hehe...O.0'''


-steam-

Knife!!!

hi!!hahahaha....well,yesterday farewell dinner is kinda..............._________

A.nice b.wonderful c.amazing d.marvellous
(pick only one answer)



hahaha...actually,at first..its not so nice....i came in n i sat totally at the wrong place.....hahaha..guess where i sat?in front of the air cond.....hahahaha....after like 15 minutes...i switched place n this time under the air cond.....hahahhaa.....well,beside my beloved teacher...hahahahaha.....she 'grabbed' a lot of food 4 me especially VEGETABLES....walaueh.....n i hav 2 take the meat myself(of course)........everybody was so damn full coz the food were damn lot....anyway,i don think the juniors wanna go 2 this kind of farewell anymore coz they can get fat....hahahaha



btw,i slept kinda late..around 12 plus....maybe becoz i took 2 much chinese tea....well,tats the effect of chinese tea 2 me...i don know about u la...maybe u straight away fall asleep...ooops???is tat such case??well,4get about it....

here's the climax...hahaha...around 12.15....aiseh...good memory...there was a fight or quarrel in my housing area....n at first,i heard ppl yelling n my mum told me...there's a fight/quarrel....n i was like......oh,ok.....i din bother 2 even take a peep....then,after like 5mins....my mum was so excited....she said, 'jacky,gia to liao...gia to liao..ka me ka me...'(jacky,ppl starts 2 grab a knife already,faster faster!!!'.....i was like....aiya....wat???knife???STRAIGHT AWAY i got up!!!

then,u know la....smart ppl will always look from the top floor(where i stay..hehe),n the ........(u know la)..............will go 2 the scene n watch super 'live' match....go so near 4 wat??later kena chop buta saja....hahahaha....then,i saw several of my neighbours....they RAN there...they RAN 2 c.....but after like 10 seconds...they RAN back....hahahaha...maybe they din realise there's a knife at first...ghahahaha......some pula bawa budak kecik..... =.='''

well,i cant c a damn thing coz there is a large tree blocking my view n of course,i still prefer 2 wait at the top floor...4 my safety sake....then,suddenly,the end....i saw the ppl holding the knife went back 2 his home...n the knife is.....................damn clean....hahahaha....so,everybody is safe....thank god!


if ppl confront me with a knife,i will...........................

A.run away B.fight back
(i still don know the answer yet)


-steam-

First..........

hi!!hahaha...yeah!2day's gonna be my first outing 4 this whole week of hoiliday....er,maybe the first n oso the last...sobs....well,the life of upper 6 is damn tough...sobs....well,i cant look back though coz i hav already walked down the route since a very long time ago....hope i can reach the end with.........................(guess wat???)...............



SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




-steam-

Can u believe it?

hi!!!i don think u guys can believe wat u will c....hahaha..enjoy!

Thanks for being the model.



-steam-

Deep Drop

hi!!!hahahaha...well finally,failure comes....



Math-not even half of the paper got correct-second lowest(can u imagine tat????)
sorry 4 the previous math prize winners in the past...i disappoint u all.
math freak yang paling cacat!YA I ADMIT!!!I M SO CACAT!

Chem-so coincidently half of my paper got correct...so guess wat?my placing sure drop la...




NVM!!!I WILL EAT S MUCH S POSSIBLE DURING MY PROM(LATER) 2 RELEASE ALL MY SADNESS!!!!!!
btw,not tat sad la...can even laugh n smile...hahaha....

well,maybe the time of feng shui is not good enough 4 me..hehe..last year,during this time...i scored damn bad in everything....(hahaha...fail already oso cari alasan..haha)..don worry!!



I WILL BE BACK!!


-steam-

Y????

hi!!



Y ME????
Y NOW???
I HATE IT!!


-steam-

F day

hi!i don know how should i call it a day.its not even a slightly nice day 4 me..shit it la...well,my tests...u know la...all like shit...now,i wanna play game...n the whole file has been deleted...excuse me..last stage leh...F***!!!




-steam-

......................

hi!!!haha...i juz finished all my tests except 4 my general paper....well,ok la..i know la...i shouldnt be online rite now izit???i should go study instead rite??cin cai me la....can la....u still don wanna allow me 2 online???suak la..who cares..i m still online now..bluak...hahahaha...

aiyo...don know wat 2 blog oso la....ok la..u win la..no mood 2 blog...




-steam-

Keat steps on cat??

hi!!hahaha..long time no c...well,test is extremely near but i still blog..nvm la..weekend ma...hehe...


Monday-physics(weee!!!)
Tuesday-chem(stupid subject...lousy!!nonsense!!)
Wednesday-maths(wooo..hope i wont fail this time..sobs)
Thursday-general paper(er....study???i rather sleep)
friday-hahaha....no test!!!BLEK!

ok ok...2day,i had my muet monthlty test...stupid one la...most of the sixth formers already took their Muet exams twice already n many of them r satisfied with the results n they don plan 2 take it anymore....so,y should we read the stupid boring passage n write some nonsense essay 4 2 HOURS???!!!well,seriously,i cincai do my test coz.................having headache in the mniddle of the test...n i drank more than 1 litre of water during the test...woooo...headache ma...if 4 math....maybe i will consume more water..hahaha...


well,actually i wanna blog about the cat..hehe..guess my opening of my blog is a bit out of topic..hahahaaha...b4 the test,i walked up the stairs...........................with a steamy mood....or you can call it BLUR!then,there was a cat lying on the step.n of course the steps r black or grey in colour n the cat is grey in colour...walaueh..some more its kinda dark....so,i lifted my left foot n OMG!!!a cat down there....the cat was giving signal by.....'MRIAO!!!!'(i hope u can imagine tat sound)..n i was like....shit!!!n there was a prefect on the higher level on the stairs n he shouted 'WOI!!"....of course...hehehe.....with my super fast reaction...i managed not 2 ter-step on it..hahaha.....the cat is kinda cute...always put out its tougue..hehe..cute!yala..cuter than u la......well,guess tats all..yay..physics time...


-steam-

Tosai

hi!!hahahaha.....2day,my teacher treated my whole class with tosai.well,its becoz we will be graduated from our sch soon.so,i think she wanna make us remember wheneva we c tosai....hehe....anyway,she is such a nice n sweet teacher EVEN WITHOUT HER TOSAI...hahaha....so,i m trying 2 say,she is a good teacher not becoz of her tosai..ok???i cant accept tosai s my rasuah..hahaha...

yesterday or wednesday(4gotten which day...sorry n pai seh),
she asked us whether we can take indian food or not...n of course we said 'YES!'
n u know la(bk so glutton one)....i asked 'cikgu,u mau belanja ka....'...n she smiled ONLY...hahahaha....then,i said 'cikgu,kamu kena loteri ka'...hahahaha....so,bla bla bla...n she said,'tosai boleh ka'......BOLEH is the word we replied


2day...wooo....10 packets of tosai.wow.....my fren(the only guy fren in my class) tested the tosai first since he was so hungry n he loves it...walaueh...seems so nice,tasty,delicious n wonderful....hey!!!go wipe ur keyboard!!!ur saliva is flowing out!

then,9 of us tried the tosai....n...omg..only 2 or 3 really can take it.its becoz there is some sour taste...hahaha...n amazingly i finished 2 packets...luckily a gal cant take it..thanks so much...hahahaha...wan me 2 list ur name???pai seh ar??ok lo...i will keep it s a secret..haha...i was like enjoying it n the rest r like...BLUAK here n there... i ate one without curry n the other one with curry.don ask me y..hahaha...btw,the darker the colour,the nicer..less sour....n they were eating with a disgusted face..hahaha...k la...don mean 2 condemn u all but,u all look cute n funny...wooooo...hahahaha....n some nearly vomitted..hehe


-steam-

??? 0.o'''

hi!!!u r really smart...hahahaha.....








how do u know i will post my blog in such a way???ok,alrite...i m damn bored these days...not really in a good mood.cant finish my math work n somemore test is coming..i don wanna fail my math 4 the first time...if i fail,u should know wat will happen 2 me.i will either be 'baked'/'roast'/'boiled'/'fried' or maybe 'deep fried'...hahaha.....k,tats all 4 now...plz don spread the secrets of steaming art....


-steam-

Finally.......

hi!!yeah finally!!!i hate math rite now!!!shock???hahaha...(plz no heart attack in front of ur computer)..u know y??coz i hav 2 learn statistics n probability...sobs...boring n full of nonsense.

but still,math is one of my fav subjects(contradicting huh??hahaha)
wont it be nice if i don hav 2 learn statistics n probability??


SAMA-SAMA LAUNGKAN SLOGAN STEAMER
-PrOB N STATS SUCK!


s usual,i will end my blog with......................

-steam-

Prize Giving Day(19th july)

hi!!!hehe....sorry 4 the late blog.i juz got the pics so,i hope u understand la...hehehe....


well,cant actually remember tat day.
my fren fetched me 2 my sch.so,i reached there like around 7.30.n the ceremony started at 9!!wat the heck....imagine,prize winners hav 2 wait 4 more than an hour...luckily i hav frens 2 talk 2...if not,u know la...i will.......................................................sit alone lo...hahaha..nothing much actually.


*speech..............................long long speech...............................(boring...yawn................)
n my fren beside me(the first gal in science stream of the upper 6) was doin her chem....,u should know i hate chem....haih....

front-boring speech
beside-nonsense chem(headache)


after the boring period.....................................finally,prize giving time...yay!!!











Mr somebody:Tahniah!
BK :Thank u sir
Mr somebody:Keep it up
BK :Thank u,thank u sir
(tats our convo......hahaha)


-getting certification of appreciation 4 sch chess team
(the cert is so lembik....no quality..lousy)













Crying coz cant manage 2 get first...wooo wooo..sobs...she is laughing at him or me?>.<





showing off the physics,math n second boy cert.....



tak boleh tahan his lansi-ness















MANGKUK PRIZE!!!!YAY!!!
SO,WHERE IS MY PRIZE?











-steam-

LETS DO IT!

hi!!!exams r near....pmr,spm,stpm......so,lets study!!!go go go!!!















(another crapping blog..sorry)

-steam-

Smart & Stupid

hi!!


Everybody wants to be smart.Nobody will ever want to be stupid(unless he/she is crazy).Unfortunately,only some can be smart and the rest have to be called stupid.Of course,most of the 'stupid' one will be sad.But,have you ever think of smart people will never exist if there is no stupid people?If everybody is smart,smart is nothing precious to anybody anymore.So,if you are being called stupid,don't ever be sad.You are one of the people who 'created' smart people indirectly.In fact,be grateful(r u kidding???) because you are the special one.


er............m i smart???hahaha...



-steam-

mistakes n errors...

hi!!sorry 4 the errors in the previous blog...actually,i wanna say breathe,instead,i wrote breath...sorry....i know my....(pause)hey!!!!stop laughing...i know my england is not tat powderful.....yeah!!!my ENGLAND is not tat POWDERFUL!!!so...plz 4give me since ur england is so powderful...hehe...


-steam-

ACSU GAMES

hi!!yesterday........u know la....mbs VS apek in chess n other games.i saw the apek playing ping pong...fuyoh....the ball was juz like a rocket.....(plz imagine tat).well,only 3 apek playing chess...so 2 mbs guys had 2 represent them....n i represent mbs instead of the apek..haha....in the end...5-0....lost 5-0.......er....not mbs....its the apek(plus 2 young guys..) tat lost 5-0....n 4 chess...the apek thought 4 kinda long....but i played with a young mbs guy who represented them.in fact tat guy complained tat i m slow...hahahaha...well,patience is virtue.i wanted 2 play with the apek but i was so scared of losing n........u know la....its very crucial 4 mbs 2 win....so,i picked the young one........n............BORING GAME!!!



-steam-

hehehe....

hi!!!2 anyone who has difficulty 2 breath..................er......hard 2 breath lo....i mean,susah mau bernafas.....so,i repeat,anybody who has difficulty 2 breath..................









PLZ CONSULT UR DOCTOR ASAP!!!!



-steam-

Dangerous class

hi!!!hahahaha....well,my class is a hazardous place rite now.hahahaha...the ceiling of my class collapsed.luckily,when the incident happened,no one was there..*phew...hahaha...n my sitting place is juz a few steps away from tat particular hazardous spot.woooooo.....but still,we study in tat classroom even though we know its kinda dangerous.so,we moved our tables n chairs 2 the safer spots lo(still dangerous i think)....n,no other good empty classroom 2 replace our current class...haih!!teruk la...if one day,the ceiling really collapse on me,u know la...plz pay me the last respect....n try not 2 cry....(hehe)


-steam-

Happy????

hi!!hahahahaha...suddenly i feel so happy.hahahahaha....well,when i was at sch.i totally 4got about my MUET result slip.hahahaha...maybe i m not concerned about my MUET at all...hehehe...coz last time,i got band 4.er...its the minimum band 2 get into engineering course.so,i think band 4 is ok with me lo.moreover my cousin said,there r lots of band 2 n 3 in her university.so,band 4 is kinda........................................GOOD already..hehe

band 1 is the lowest band.
band 6 is the highest band(impossible 4 me 2 get it..hehe)


during prize giving rehearsal,my teacher n then my fren reminded me about MUET slip.so,i was like....oh ya!!MUET!!!nvm la...i will take it later.mana tau....my fren is so DAMN GOOD 2 me.he took the slip 4 me....thanks so much...hahahaha....so,i tore one of the end only...i took a peep.n aiya...4 me,sure band 4 la...but,i saw a figure 5.aik???then,i told my fren sitting beside me,'i think its a 5'....n i was like kinda steam 4 a while.y don i open it up n hav a clear look,rite??so,i quickly opened it n....wooo...BAND 5.amazing.....the minimum marks 4 band 5 is 220 n i got 223...hehehe...juz around the border...hahaha....n my tat good fren got 224...hey!!1 mark!!!hahaha.....nvm la..sama sama band 5 is good enough already la..hehe

then,i went 2 mgs....n wow....with my good mood,every single gal there is a leng lui 2 me..hahaha


-steam-

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.............

hi!!!hahaha..nothing 2 blog about but wanna saja blog a bit.so,sorry 2 blogging some crap stuff here...well,yesterday,i went 2 mgs 4 demo lo(don worry,i wont repeat tat demo).after i went back home,i felt tired lo....so,around 7...i fell asleep pula..hahaha...then,i woke up at 8.30....i packed my bag n slept back....til 6am...hehehe....


Plz take note: MBS tkd guys,there will be no demo this saturday

MBS chess legends,plz come 2 sch at 5pm this thursday,we will compete with the ex mbs guys...hehehe...lets win the apek!



-steam-

MGS tkd demo

hi!!!hahaha...i went 2 mgs early in the morning coz i heard there will be massive traffic jam outside the gate if i go there at the peak time.so,i was driving in...then,i talked 2 the guard so the guard wont feel suspicious towards me tat much...i parked at the place where the guard pointed.then,aiyo....645....................still so early...hahaha...i ma cuci mata a bit lo...aiya..so dark,cant really scope tat much(later eyes can easily get spoilt if i scope 2much in the dark..hehe)....suddenly,*knock *knock....wooo...cha bo!!!tkd gals!!!yeah..n it was around 710 i think....

so,went 2 the hall n.....walaueh...audience already there???hahaha...no no,they r prefects....hahaha...btw,gals wearing blue pinaform look much nicer than the prefects attire....wat??u r mgs prefect???k lo..plz jot down my name lo..let me kena demerit n buang sekolah...come la..muahahahaha....

*train train............(berlatih...bukan kereta api)

*i closed the curtain*

*train train....again*

almost time...........hahahaha.....basics first,n i m not in there doin tat stuff.then,choong moo.er....actually i was showing how 2 apply choong moo(black tip pattern) in daily life.so,everything went smoothly....hahahaha.....n in the middle...pei yi looked at me....n i looked back...shit 4gotten wat 2 do pula...then,jes looked at me pula....shit!!!jes said'kick her'...n..yeah!!!i managed 2 recall back the pattern...so,kicked pei yi n jes lo....then......shit..4get again...this time....jes pula attack me....so,i simply thought of a move 2 counter her n ....then.....a punch 2 sue ting n finished........i was like.....*plz plz...gals,juz get down...don get up....*..then,i looked at the floor...woooo,4 gals lying down...hahahaha....n the audience were laughing....i wonder wats so funny??n i saw mrs looi with a huge smile n sparkling teeth...hahahaha....

then..i rested a while n gae baek(black belt pattern)....i shouted n gave command lo....audience pula laughing at me....hey,is my voice really tat funny???

*do do do...(gae baek la...or else,wat do u think i did on the stage har???!!)

*something goin on....(me resting)

hahaha..breaking time....hui mei-sliding side kick.....*piang*

clap clap....

kok lynn.....fuyoh....muka nampak ganas lo....unfortunately,she pushed the wood with her fist when she was measuring....n of course i pushed back la...i need 2 straighten my hands ma....then,ooopsss....the wood broke by itself.laughter from the audience again.....so,hav 2 use better wood....how 2 determine whether its a good wood or not....k,the lighter the colour....the better the quality....so,walaueh...light brown n somemore smaller piece....very hard 2 break leh....so,3 punches from her n..........the wood is still in one piece....2 bad....

hui mei!!flying front kick.....yeah...broken by her flicking kick....clap clap....

then,i gave command 2 dismiss the demo team lo...alamak...laughter again.....

conclusion:SGGS gals clap a lot,MGS gals laugh a lot....


so,i went back 2 my sch lo.....n....mbs demo is cancelled.....


-btw,the red spots from tat 'thing' r exactly 10 in total...




-steam-

Driving..............

hi!!!i juz went back from tkd.juz now when i was driving back 2 my home,so......................(no word 2 describe it)

well,actually i saw a car..blue kelisa.suddenly,my instinct told me 2 watch out 4 tat car...n really i should...hahaha....my instinct is kinda accurate(a bit)...hahaha....tat car..fuyoh.....speeding n somemore went into my way.luckily,i m still safe....gila mangkuk!then......alamak...there was something in my pants....hey!!i was driving half way!!!hahaha....red light..yeah i love red light(tat particular time only).so,i stopped my car n searched 4 tat 'thing' inside my pants lo....its kinda long.....it wondered around my left leg n i managed 2 killed it b4 it 'attack' my *ahem*....

result: around 7 to 8 red spots on my left leg
my tkd white pants hav yellow mark(blood of tat 'thing')

suspect: fire ant(since its long n hard)

conclusion: no sexy leg 4 a week(estimation)


-steam-

Orientation game...................

hi!!!woo hoo.....i was covered with some flour n being splashed...n tat flour went sticky....can make 'yu char koay' already...hahaha....

actually at first,i reached there when there was total darkness(very early in the morning la).............then,aiyo....so few ppl nia....then when sun rises,more ppl came...hahahaha...time 2 be my victim......started kinda late n.............hahaha....

i threw flour,i splashed flour,i put flour on my victim la...so syok.....n some...i kesian i din do anything lo..hahaha...n several conflicts occured...its juz a game la...aiyo..some of the lower sixers r not tat sporting....teruk la....
n......some gals put some flour on me....so i put back on them lo....i pula kena marah(not really tat ganas punya marah la)....hey!!!sporting la a bit........
hahaha.....n some lower sixers were splashed by me with a whole big pail of water...muahahahaha...who called u talk so much ar....hahahaha...n some pula splashed me when i was dreaming....................

when the lower sixers were done with their games,i pula play with the upper sixers lo..since there were a few pails of water left....DON WASTE WATER......

*play play play

*SPLASH.........................

woooo.....wet!!!n....2 gals splashed me from my back.....wei!!!unfair!!!!so wet..........then...i could only manage 2 splash back one of them....since i was so tired running around.....aiya...sorry 4 the unlucky one...moreoever running out of water.....

walaueh....cleaning time....so shitty la......

*clean clean........

bye bye time...........................

-steam-

i went 2 2 schools 2day.........

hi!!!hahahaha..i juz had my lunch....hahaha...kinda late oso....i guess no time 4 tea break already...
erm.......i went 2 sch 2day....then........wwwwooooooooooooooooooo...tomolo orientation games 4 the lower sixers n me s an upper sixer....MUZ BULLY them la...muahahahahaha....anyway....tat has nothing 2 do with the happening around the sch 2day...yaya...after sch,12.20 pm.......wow!!!i saw a fight.....marvelous...i thought they were juz playing...mana tau....walaueh....kurus kena pukui dari big sized guy....tat big sized guy carry the thin one...n together....they lost balance n...jatuh ke dalam longkang...hahahahaha.....alamak,then,thin one kena hit non stop n he din hit back..maybe i think he did something really wrong 2 tat big one...hoo hoo...then..finished....

chess club.......wow....hamid khan player....u know la..i lost 2 the hamid khan top player...so,his another fren from hamid khan challenged me lo..fine....ppl challenge me lo...aiseh..hahaha...
within 2 moves he purposely let me capture his free pawn...woooooooot????funny opening....then,....

move,move,move...........

aiya..i made a blunder n i lost my bishop....fine....muz not give up.then,..........

move move move...........

hahaha..i made a simple move but he din know wat m i goin 2 do....even the one tat watched the game...hahaha....then,he captured my knight...aiya..nvm lo....i still can capture back his knight but.......i din....coz........I AIM 4 THE KING....MUAHAHAHAHAHA...........

move move move.....

winner..............................................................is.......................................not him....then,who is the winner???aiseh...muahahahaha.....

then,he was not satisfied...he wan another game...k lo...lightning chess....at first its lightning chess...at the middle game,things started 2 slow down...hahaha....anyway.....the winner remains.......hehe

then,late 2 mgs.........hahahaha.....sorry la....chess ma...CHESS IS NICE!!!

CHESS IS AN ART
CHESS IS SCIENCE
CHESS IS A SPORT

(tats wat i saw during my chess msspp at pfs at the year 2006)

mgs....wooo...so many gals...i went into the hall...n hahaha..i saw the gals lo...
I SHOUTED SO DAMN LOUD 'HALO EVERYBODY!!!!!!!'
then,omg..there is a teacher...shit.....everybody laughed...hahahaha......
then,trained nothing....haih...teruk la.....some more kena kicked by a gal(control la a bit...juz like meng...din control one..gila la)..meng kicked me at my chest...this gal KOK LYNN!!!she kicked my head......luckily its not tat bad la...hahaha....juz kena er....don know how 2 describe la....its bad but not tat bad lo....b4 kena kicked...i pula kena throw...n....BOOM!!!walaueh.......KOK LYNN ar...go learn from ada ho.....she can throw me without me feeling any pain..u pula....teruk la....if u wanna throw me..muz be fast one ma..so i can roll...aiyo.....

************************************yay,,,tomolo,I CAN BE A BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-steam-

ME???

hi!!!er......2day,there r laughters in my class n..yeah!!tats the way!!hahaha....n of course,its not tat quiet s the usual days...i hope the nex class wont file a complain on us....n ONE IMPORTANT THING!!!

i m really tat talkative???my chem teacher commented tat on me 2day..she said i m so talkative 2day...n worse still,my fren said i m always tat talkative...really meh???sobs....
well...if i don talk,i don make full use of my mouth rite??so,its GOOD 2 talk A LOT...hahahaa..i appreciate tat particular gift(mouth) from the god

-steam-

Not a good day i guess...........

hi!!haih...bad news....from nex month onwards...i can only online during weekends.....shock???disappointed??well.......wat 2 do???juz slowly wait 4 my blog during the weekends lo(after this month)....hahaha.....sorry lo.....don cry don cry....awww....no tears plz...hahahhaa


well,yesterday..i went 2 guan ming daily 4 the press conference stuff..representing tkd club...

2 something...i was half way..munch munch...n the fish taste nice...yummy...(not fish head)
suddenly...omg..miss looi called me....wat???b4 3!!!so..quickly eat lo....munch(frequency...100Hz??wooo....exegerated)..munch..munch....go go go!!

reached there...omg!!late!!!went in there....reception counter la....

lady:r u from the dancing club??
bk:no no!!tkd...
lady:juz go in,turn left n bla bla...

then....i simply walk la..according 2 my instinct...aik???i saw a door...oooo..tkd ppl inside...hahahaha...went in there...omg...all wear white pants...i m the only one wearing black pants.....sobs....some more..all wear shoes....i pula wear slipper...then i was....OH!!!PRESS CONFERENCE!!!not demo!!!!mistaken pula...hahaha.....then..sit....listen listen n listen...finish..clap clap clap....went back....my god!!!miss looi fetched me back n..the end....kinda boring oso..hahaha...oh ya..plz buy the guan ming newspaper...u will c................someone tehre...hahaha...

-steam-

late post...sorry

hi!!i've forgotten something 4 a while..hahaha...this is the 'thing' i saw in sggs at the 26th of june 2008....now,i think u know how beautiful and clean is sggs...muahahahaha.....


the nice impression....woo...(the gals r goin 2 kill me)









-steam-

Demo At sggs................

hi!!!er....yesterday(saturday)...there was a demo at saint george's gals sch....SGGS la....u still don know tat sch ar???go bang ur head!!hahahaha....anyway,my instructor called me 2 reach there by 8.15.....so,ok lo.....i m an obidient student ma....so..810 n i was there already.....waiting waiting....n saw adilla in a 'clown' attire..hahaha..n i can hardly recognise her....coz i couldnt expect her being a 'clown'....hahaha...anyway,its not only her becuming the clown...there were many many clowns tehre 2...hahaha....

alamak...830 only i received a call from my instructor....n....haih....hav 2 searched 4 her since sggs is so big n so MANY gates...(not like mbs..only 2 gates..simple n easy)...n tat obidient student managed 2 find her...woo hoo....hahahaha....althoguh tat obidient student is not from sggs n can get lost in sggs easily...hahaha....then,i was so damn shocked....i kept on asking tat question....'u r from sggs ar??i thought u r from mgs'..then....'u sekolah sini ka??bukan mgs ka??'..hahaha....
..........then..........i went 2 'our' place..i mean our demo place la....wooooo~~~~~kaki goncang...so many gals....all oso pretty pretty one....(saliva flowing out)
so....after tat....ma train lo..train n train....like......u know...s usual..do all the 'common' stuffs.
train again....n VIP....somebody from the ministry of educaton....wow....we,tkd ppl, were in front of the VIP....so..camera flashes...wooo...video somemore...hahahaha.....then,flying side kick from shaf....PIANG!!!!!clap clap clap....

adilla.....flying front kick......ooopppss....sorry...i hold the wood wrongly..so,the first try din break..its not her fault..its my fault....then ....second try.....aiya...sure break liao la....correct position liao ma...hahaha....PIANG!!!clap clap clap

then..my creative pattern lo......wow...VIP pula cabut when c my face..hey!!!!nvm then....at least the gal guides clapped so loud n cheered pula...hahaha..tepuk comando some more...fuyoh..pai seh lo....then.....self defense.....gae baek....n.....aik??hani looked so innocent when she stood there blowing the whistle...hahaha...but during self defense....GANASNYA!!!!then...haih!!my instructor repeated the demo 4 3 times i think....i was like...so desperate 4 air....OXYGEN!!!!damn tired....then..sparring time....wooo......shaf with me one on one..n both of us were like.........(OXYGEN!!!)..hahaha.....then..omg!!!2 on 1....i kena pukui 2 olang dalam sparring la....wei!!!!so.......i juz simply whacked la....side kick a lot coz kaki lenguh....cant kick high..hahaha....then......omg....they complained about my kick was 2 hard..sorry...hehe...sorry...really very sorry....adrenaline rushed 2 my brain a lot..hehe......then....eggy time...missed the first 3 times..malunya....wei!!!aik???how come no cheer pula???aiyo...gal guides all gone...sobs

then......orange juice by my instructor s a complimentary gift...last time she gave me rm5 4 doin such demo...this time pula orange juice...hahaha.....

then,i played chess with the sch player....the chinese gal beside the sch chess player is pretty lo..aiya....y isnt she a sch player so i can play with her ma...hahaha....then.....within 3 moves....i was shocked......omg....how 2 move ar??u know la..my black a bit cacat one....then..ma cin cai move lo...a gal cant win a guy in chess la....u can always ask the chess experts..n even the gals player oso admit tat guys r better in chess...weee.....middle game......shit....maybe i underestimated her 2 much.....shit....i've been attack aggresively.....although there is a queen,pawns,2rooks,a piece..i resigned....sobs..so malu....first time i lost 2 a gal...sobs.....wat the heck.....how come???how come??!!!!!

then...go 2 the big field 2 do some tkd stuffs(on our own)...n my instructor was back a long time ago.......then.....i went back home after............................................................................(guess it urself)






wat a expression.....




















the odd one....



















the masterpiece....











thanks hani(she is a good photographer..hehe)


-steam-

WOOOOOOTT?????!!!!!!!!!!

hi!!!!yesterday is my off day i guess...hahahaha........btw,since yesterday...i got a flu...n its A SEVERE FLU!!!!!!!!!!!its so watery until i hav 2 stuff my nose with tissue paper......n it dripped a few on the floor....hahahaha....yala...no joke...very watery.....yesterday was like.................hopeless n useless while doin my physics question......anyway,i m always tat hopeless n useless...hehehe....

then,this morning..i woke up....ahhhhhhhhh!!!SO SLEEPY!!!then....omg...flem...i spat it out..first time green colour....second time brown colour.......wat???!!!brown??!!!!i took another look at it..n SHIT!!!! ITS RED!!!!!!!!BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!don worry...i m not having any cough..so not TB....hahahaha.....i wonder wats wrong with me....i think i should be fine since i can still blog rite now....hahahaha......

study....study...study..................(schooling time la)

chess club............check here n there.....omg...a draw game pula.....i used 2 win tat guy a lot of times....n...a draw pula...shit....

nex....i played with an expert from hamid khan....i heard he got 4th in msspp last year....(msspp participants r around....200????..so getting fourth is extremely good liao u know....n this year i got 22nd pula...sobs...so far behind.....)wow...i played with him.....n.. its a very very long game....took more than an hour 4 tat game.....i guess u will fall asleep if u watch the game....hey!!!4 me,its very nice...but......i still lost 2 tat guy...hahaha......anyway,nice match.....hahaha.....back 2 physics time...............(my nose is still on 'marathon'..running nose ma...)

-steam-

LOL!!!

hi!!!hahaha.....wat a funny day......ok ok.physics lesson...................my sir asked wat is monochromatic light,then,my fren said...one wavelength(same wavelength or mono wavelength).....then,my sir said....some more??of course its time 4 steamer 2 be in action...hahahahaha....i said, one colour ........n my sir pula replied....ONE FATHER!!!so loud some more....n of course..the whole class laugh la...n me...surely laughed the most n of course the loudest i guess......btw,wats father suppose 2 do with monochromatic light???any relation???hahahaha....ok......nex...part 2.........lamda(i don know the spelling is correct or not)..lamda is the unit 4 wavelength......but instead of lamda..my sir pula said damla...hahaha..n he is like scolding DAMN LA...hahahaha.....then.................

i went 2 mgs lo...tkd ma....ok...all the small gals...eee...cute but NASTY!!!!suddenly there were 2 gals roaming around tkd territory.....i wonder y har....n they were like kinda near 2 me...so,i don care lo.....
then,i demostrated a few moves 2 my so called students n........i din realised i was in the way of the 2 gals.....oooppps sorry...they stopped like 2 metres away n they said out so loud...'this guy looks scary...better run fast'...wat the heck???i was smiling n almost laughing when i heard tat...funny la the gals...hahahaha.....n my so called students looked at me waiting 4 my moves while i was trying 2 tahan my laughter...hahaha..if i laugh out,will they treat me s a psycho since i could only laugh alone...hahahaha..........

after tat...went back.....

walaueh....the cars were like so crazy....i saw 2 motorcycles almost crashing into one another n i pressed my brake pedal with my heart pumping so fast....they were in my way!!!....fuyoh...crazy one...then....suddenly a car came out from no where,i thought the driver saw me..so i din press any horn lo........mana tau its juz like inches away from my car(if u r in the car...i bet u will SCREAM!!!!)....wei........crazy one.....
when i almost reach my home....a motorcycle went 2 stop at the road side n when i accelerated he pula planned 2 get back 2 the middle of road....wei!!!crazy mangkuk...this is like inches away 2.....u should know i got a hit 2 my chest....some more scare me till like tat...hey!!i don wan the REAL heart attack ok???btw,juz now..having lunch...

munch munch..ouch..chest hurts....aiyo.....now??now i m ok..hahaha....

-steam-

errrr..........?????????

hi!!!halo.....2day..i felt so sleepy....walaueh..........went 2 sch especially chem period....like dreaming all the time...hahahaha...

btw,these few days...my left side of the chest hurts like shit(sometimes la....like around a minute then gone away)...its like something is poking my heart...wat the heck....maybe tats the effect being hit by a heavyweight guy....hey!!i m UNDERWEIGHT ok???not even light weight....btw,if i really die or something...plz visit me n pay me the last respect....hehe.....


-steam-

EURO 2008

hi!!!still happy although my all time favourite team lost in euro final....coz...........yesterday lo..tkd ma..hahahaha..yala.. still cant 4get tat special moment la.....

germans should be awarded a penalty but the ref din....a handball by the spain team in the penalty box....omg!!!ref!!!u made my team lose....sobs...

then,omg!!!fernando torres....his goal is marvelous....sorry ya..i know i m supporting germany but spain is still great....i hav 2 admit tat..hahaha....i was amazed when i saw him sprinting...wow!!damn fast man....i think he should join beijing olympics sprinting event instead of football...hehe....at the half time......

bk was snoring already...hehehe....2 tired...
so...i saw only one goal by the sprinter
-steam-

Still Awake..........

hi!!!i m waiting 4 EURO 2008 final...GERMANS VS SPAINIARDS!!!!!!!!!!although its a tough day juz now...i still can fall asleep juz becoz i wan 2 c how the germans lift the EURO CUP!!!yeah!!!.....GOAL!!(plz c the time when i post this blog)i guess most(maybe all except 4 bk n bw..coz BK N BW R ONE!!) of the tkd competition participants r snoring with sweet dreams............




-steam-

TKD District Tournament 2008.....weee!!!

hi!!!!District is over!!!!!i mean 4 the year 2008 only.2009 is still far beyond the reach....hahaha.....
well...............i woke up at 7 n i supposed 2 reach there at 7.15.hehehe.....i bathe n eat n brush my teeth of course although my teeth is not tat white s urs..........hahaha...............then,off we go,bk+bw..................
u can c bk+bw in mbs at 8 2day...hahaha....

then,i lenggang here n there...talk here n there.....then,ms looi chased my competition fee....woo hoo!!!so pai seh..let ppl chase money from me...hahaha..sorry ma..train tkd 2 much until 4get bout the money stuff.....n oso i had 2 rush back 2 my car n gave her the forms..hahaha........

then,i curi curi go train my creative pattern instead of judging...hahaha.....but b4 tat,i saw denise n she gave me the eggs.....i was like....................(no more fish head....denise u r so kind n good 2 me..sobs)...hahahaha..then,i played with the eggs n managed 2 break 2 with my reverse hook....
first egg with 4 tries???
second with only.....ONE TRY!!!yay!!!!!!!!!hahaha

train train....then,judge pula....i sat beside denise n this time..she is so fish head..she kept on laughing until i oso laughed 2gether with her...n meng s the chief judge oso laugh....shit la....so mangkuk one..hahaha....triple mangkuk judging in district...ooopps???

then....omg....i hav chest pain...i think gastric kua...then,i drove from my training place(near mbs KH room) 2 tennis court juz 2 get burger..coz i lazy 2 walk...hahaha....

munch munch....plus the help of water....coz the burger sux.....bluak!!!!!!!!!

munch munch.....n OMG!!!VIP!!!the guest of honour........................they reached mbs already liao....so???wat did i do??i still continue eating the yucky burger...hahaha... having empty stomach cant do well in tkd one rite??so....i drove back 2 tennis court n................woo hoo....my instructor was kinda angry coz the black belts were like...not organized enough(2 her) n we were still like................

lenggang lenggang kankung....kangkung di tepi jalan.........

hahaha....then,demo started....yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!er....yay 4 the audience only...not me...i hav 2 be the stuntman.....teruk punya stuntman.very fuuny,no more gastric pula

First....pattern lo..black belt pattern..........GAE BAEK!!!i din use all my power coz later i need 2 compete..so..i did it a bit cacat...hahaha...demo only ma...no prize oso one

then.........self defense with the gals...
a guy will team up with a gal...............n we guys...hav 2 act like a rapist!!!u know??RAPIST!!!
but,instead of raping..we got hit!!!hey!!not fair la....btw,the crowd was laughing at me coz wheneva i was down 2 the ground....i shouted arrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(at the funny tone)...then,meng n me self defense lo...........i need 2 turn his arm 2 make him fall but instead,he pula...like....stand there 4 so long.....n i was like....twisting the arm over n over....until he finally fell..hahaha...i was juz like a 7 year old kid trying 2 make an adult fall..hahaha....ok..then its his turn 2 defend himself...so,he will counter attack me......n......................i F*** it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he was supposed 2 slap kick my chest n chop my back with his leg.....n i will fall...mana tau i straight away fall when he slap kick my chest....
coz he really KICKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!its so powerful!!!the impact n sound...(BOOOOOOM).....n EVERYBODY was like.....WOOOOOOOOO
n of course...u can c how painful m i tru my face.but.....since the guests of honour were watching...i had 2 stand up n continue the self defense....then..........my time 2 show off....
so,i need 2 break the eggs but.............i couldnt c any egg around...so i was like 'EGGS??!!'n the crowd was laughing but not tat loud....maybe i m really tat funny....

so,.....EGGY time......................................my chest was still tat hurts.....then,my first try....omg!!missed!!!!!!!!!!!!second try....yay!!SUCCESSFUL!!!!!!!!!!!yay!!!both eggs broke into halves...............at last..i can impress the leng lui/the gals with my eggy skill already....muahahahaha.........n the guest of honour(the guy) smiled a lot when i saw him looking at me...woo hoo....maybe he could sense the pain in my chest...hahaha..or he's impressed by my eggy skill??hahahaha....or maybe both???hahahahaha......then,omg...blood!!!blood!!!my hand bleed la..hahaha....shafiqah wipe my wound with her uniform without any doubt..wat??shafiqah,nex time plz supply me tissue paper la...i can cry one ok??so touching...

Creative pattern..............................................................................i went in there n my chest still hurts although i can still fool around.i moonwalked in there n the crowd laughed at me..wat the heck...maybe it din look like moonwalk at all coz my pants r so long n the floor is damn rough....barefooted ma.then...omg...my hands n legs were trembling.....fine....but,tat guest of honour was looking n smiling at me...............of course more tremble la....wat the heck....n i did 4get a step but i managed 2 cover it up i guess.....when i did my side freeze..i can c....wat a SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET smile from tat guest.........his teeth is kinda white 2(good 4 toothpaste advertisment)...hahaha
after i finished tat creative with shafiqah............so many ppl came 2 congratz me s if i already won the competiton......some even said me n shaf r the bez...hey!!!i can kembang one k.....
then...results.........................................YAY!!!!GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!woo hoooo!!!wat the heck....i thought i can get silver the most....maybe bronze...but...GOLD!!!!!!!!!!yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!n the crowd cheered so loud 4 me n shafiqah....wow....thanks everyone...its so so so so extremely loud....its the first time tat i can hear such a cheer 4 me....thanks a lot...make me wanna cry pula...touching lo...sobs.....the guest of honour(guy)...looked kinda handsome oso hor..hahaha....the woman one...not bad...hahahaha..


then....judging process....................wow...the gals team pattern event...i noticed the gals looked at me a lot......n of course i looked at them back alot..hahahaha..bk got attraction???hehehe...
i saw my bro spar...he got the adults support...maybe parents i think..fuyoh.......i m so proud of my bro......got kicked so hard...but he still managed 2 win it with SEMANGAT...i don think i can do tat though...
BW, I M SO PROUD 2 B UR BRO
then,his individual pattern....he n brandon had 2 compete 4 the fianl round 2 get either first or second placing lo.....n i was judging them....in the end,i had 2 admit tat brandon is better than my bro...so,i sided brandon n my bro got second.....so sad u know???if i know earlier....i better go judge the gals....some more can cuci mata

there is one funny part......i saw a guy doin reverse back kick..but not 2 his opponent..the kick went 2 the ref..n the ref is firdaus....alamak..tersasar..hahahaha.....pity firdaus

there was one part i volunteered 2 become ref...wanna syok syok a bit ma...coz i never be a ref b4...seriously,not lying....so,i ma try lo...coz it looks nice oso ma....omg..my hands were trembling.....bk so cacat...hahaha

after a while..no more tremble n....mrs looi called me....'bk...come here....'

with her serious look.......i thought of being scolded.....but................

she said 'u r a good ref..u did it very good..yeah..very good'...i was like....har???a compliment pula??hahahaha...thanks anyway...

then....after the long long period of time..where most of the ppl went back already liao....mixed pattern time.i did hold my kick in the pattern n my leg hurts n almost started 2 trembl.luckily,b4 i cant tahan anymore,its already time 2 put down my leg...hahaha...then....punch...punch...kick..kick...........n...................GOLD PULA!!!!!!!wat the heck!!!!i thought of getting silver the most...or maybe bronze..but gold pula.....thanks a lot...hahahaha.....i think 2 day is my lucky day....hehe..thanks shafiqah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway,my bro got bronze...a nice start.....(i got bronze 4 my first year but its 4 creative..not mixed)

then individual pattern..............

punch n kicks....................................blish....blish....bush..priak...pung...ping...tong.....long..hun...jong.....

results time.....bronze...not me.....silver..not me....gold...its me...hahahahaha....walaueh....3 golds in my bag.

team pattern...........fuyoh.....this year....the teams r like...some 3 members only...my team pula only 4.....

then...............i saw the otehr teams n they were so so so GREAT!!!!!!!!!!i din think of the fourth gold anymore.....a silver is good enough though.........or bronze(but i hate bronze...ugly colour)...then,we got 4 teams in there event but only the bez 3 can get medals...so,one will be knocked out.the first round went well with the black belts making fun when a team is doin the pattern.....inconsiderate black belts(i m included..hahahaha)................then,3 teams got same marks(but they din tell us the marks la...they juz said..SAME MARKS)....so,second round lo....n my team was not being called....omg!!!its either first or last 4 my team....then...fuyoh....charlie angels very gaya la...can get gold one...if i judge...i give them gold 4 sure...n hui mei was so cute when she fall from her bridge stunt....hahahaha.....then...results......3rd....not me.....2nd...aik??charlie angels????first..who????my team!!!!!!!!!YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i was shouting like a mad guy......hahahahaha.....n of course i did a few jumps.....n i think the black belts were entertained by my childish act...ahahahahaha.....4th gold.....luo rong said steamer sapu all...hahahaha....


sparring time...................fuyoh.............i sparred with firdaus n.......shit him!!he kicked my balls.....i was of course..down 2 the ground at instance......
then,i ma wear groin guard lo..2 protect ma..if not,no fathers day pula.....then,shit..another blow 2 my balls again....shit...the groin guard CACAT!!!USELESS GROIN GUARD!!!i can still feel the pain from the second blow....n....i gave up straight away...I WAN 2 BE A DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....guess steamer cant sapu sparring event......n in fact...its luo rong tat win the sparring event...hahahaha..n he got kicked by firdaus at his balls 2....hahahaha.....luo rong(playboy),bk(steamer).......firdaus...(balls kicker or EURO fever..coz he likes balls so much)

so....4 golds n one bronze...this year...woo hoo...my bez achivement results in tkd history!!!

thanks again everybody 4 ur cheer n congratz wishes....i still can remember how did the crowd cheer....if i m a gal,i think u can c tears dripping from my eyes...but 2 bad..i m a guy...so,i wont cry tat easily..hahahaha

(oh yeah...i know i m jealous..u don hav 2 say tat playboy!!!i read his blog saying tat i m jealous tat i went back b4 having group hug....indeed I M!!!!)


-steam-

wooohooooo..........

hi!!hahahaha...i cant stop laughing juz now...damn funny(4 me only i think)

u know wat??
my mum ordered a glutinous rice at dim sum restaurant la...from far..the waiter cant hear my mum...so he kept walking nearer n nearer n nearer until its so damn near...he still cant get wat my mum wanted...he asked 'u wan tissue ar'...wat the heck??i laughed non stop man....the waiter n waitress were looking at me....then.....i still continue laughing la...wat i care??i still hav 2 pay even if i don laugh rite??so..i kept laughing n laughing

i was like..............

munch munch laugh

munch laugh

munch munch laugh....

until i finish the glutinous rice...hahaha


then,the waiter told something 2 my mum n my mum......'ya ya'

then,both of us (my mum n me),at the same time,'wat did he say??'

i laughed out again...hahahaha


HOLY SHIT!!!tomolo eggs breaking!!!shit.......moreover i din practise enough yet..hahahaha

tomolo tkd competition.....plz cheer 4 me....halo??anyone???


-steam-

Minor Disaster 2

hi!!!heres part 2.....n of course the climax of the .......................................................................................day!!

well,i missed something juz now.ok...here it goes.during MUET(Malaysian university english test) or u can call it english subject 4 the sixth formers,i was writing something n my teacher said my writing looks like chinese words.WAT??CAN U BELIEVE IT???ABC = chinese words???i was speechless........................(4 a while)
then,she continued,'its nice.keep it up'.i was so touched!n my frens were shocked n me 2.....n my fren said its the first time a teacher giving compliment 4 my handwriting.n of course...........ITS THE FIRST TIME when i studied in mbs....how many years ar???7 years u know???7 YEARS!!!its so long!!a teacher praising my handwriting..............(sorry 4 repeating i,i cant control it.....)i think she is the only teacher tat likes my handwriting.4 the rest of the teachers,u can hear 'baiki la tulisan anda/ur work is so messy/ur handwriting is so ugly/untidy work............n so on)

hahaha....things started 2 change after tat.....................

things were getting bad............explosions in lab(previous blog)

n then,i went home.i went 2 sggs after tat n..............woooo....many gals.then,eggs provider came n she broke 2 eggs n left only one nice egg 4 me.sobs...........yeah,its 3 but 2 broken...hahaha..anyway,thanks a lot...bad luck started 2 come.....

then,lmtc...................i trained kicking the eggs n holy shit....i was not accurate at all!!!how come????not even once!!last week was ok.fine then.thanks 4 the persons holding eggs n small targets(leaves/sticks 2 replace the eggs)..sorry 2 firdaus,azri,hani,hui mei,jonathan n last but not least play.............bo...........ooops...luo rong...hahaha....coz i hit their hand (a lot of times i think)

then,i went back early n shit..my car knocked the side of the road n the wheel cracked.

i did my chem practical n the cover of my mechanical pencil cracked(broken i think).wat the heck..................i better go 2 sleep now...having bad luck rite now..hope i wont be so bad luck in my dream n....................NO NIGHTMARE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!

-steam-