hi!!!
The steamy Steamer stepped inside the chemistry lab of Methodist Boys' School. Most of the students were already there experiencing the gigantic tremor of the steaming footsteps...
Bang Bang Bang....
Slowly and slowly, Steamer opened his bag searching for his chemistry file.Then, he searched for his oranged coloured 'bob-dog' pencil case. Once he got that, he then searched for his beloved calculator which he used to solve unpredictable mathematics questions ^^ . He took all the stuffs and put them on the table. Soon, he saw apparatus on his table. (well,thanks 4 bringing the stuffs 4 me). The steaming Steamer began his chemistry experiment with some hesitation. He read his manual once again and he gave it a shot. Half way through the experiment, Steamer noticed the cork/stopper at the end of his conical flask was wet with the solution. Steamer who is weak in chemistry asked his chemistry teacher for some clue to solve his mysterious question distrupting his steaming mind.
Steamer: teacher ar...my cork kena wet liao.wat 2 do ar?(frens are laughing)
Teacher: oh..nvm one.ur cork wet nvm one(continue laughing...)
Steamer: oh,ok....(laughthers turn softer...)
Teacher: ur cork is clean one or contaminated on?(silence.....)
Without wasting anytime,Steamer answered the question with all his steamness...
Steamer: my cork(cock) ar....sure clean one la...(laughters turn louder and louder...)
Teacher was stunt a while.Then, she smiled.
Steamer continued his 'cocky' experiment and he helped his friend to remove the cork from her conical flask. With the steaming mood, Steamer broke the cork and the remaining part of the cork(almost the whole cork) was stuck in the mouth of the conical flask. Steamer was shocked and he refered to his teacher to solve his 'cocky' problem.
Steamer: teacher ar...the cork ar..break liao...
Teacher: u break ur cork ar??(laughters turn even louder than juz now...)
Steamer: hehe...i broke the cork...(the amplitude is still tat high)
Teacher: how can u break it??(laughing continues..)
Steamer: teacher ar...break cork muz pay one ar??(amplitude got higher...)
Thomas: u pay with ur own cock...(frens r still laughing...)
Teacher supplied Steamer with scissors and clippers or callipers to remove the stuck cork.
Teacher: nah...i don know liao la...u slowly remove ur own cork by ur own...
(Huh? My own cock?!)
With the power of STEAM, Steamer managed to remove the cork and together with his teacher,they....
SHOUTED YAY!!! 0.o'''
well,after tat,my fren pula break his cork...hahahahaha.....the one with cock broke the cork...
-steam-
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