To Save a Goal...20/3/2012

hi!!!


It was a beautiful evening where everybody was shooting the ball to hit the back of the net and I was there to guard the posts. Then we shifted to play a match and then, the day turned dark.

The ball was rolling towards my right and I was chasing the ball together with another player that was opposing me. We ran so fast to challenge each other. I slid to my right and I reach the ball first. I slapped the ball out of his way to prevent his from reaching the ball. However, something hit my right hand and I was lying in pain. I think it was his leg that kicked my hand. It took me around half a minute to realize that I had a dislocated right thumb.

MY THUMB WAS DISLOCATED!!!!!

Seriously, I was very scared. Many questions came into my mind?

Will I be able to use my right hand again like usual?
Will I be able to play as a goalkeeper again?
Is there any test or assignment?

Then, I heard ' Hospital! Hospital! '

Before I reach the car of my mate, things started to get white and black. I thought to myself that I am going to faint. If I faint, will things get worse? At instance, I sat down and colours began to appear. During the journey to the hospital, the pain was haunting me. I was getting more and more nervous as I know to get my thumb relocated will be extremely painful.

I reached there and I got a shot to my left tie. Before I got the shot, the doctor checked my hand and then...

Doctor: Sini rasa ka? sakit?
Me: sini saja sakit.
Doctor: ada pengsan ka?
Me: Tengok putih lo..tak pengsan...
Doctor: PUTIH?! blackout saya tau la...putih panggil whiteout ka?
Me: =='''' boleh bagi apa yang tak sakit ar?
Doctor: Nanti saya bagi ubat tahan sakit la...lepas tu X ray..mungkin tarik la lepas itu
Me: X ray? bukan dislocate saja meh?
Doctor: Mau tengok dulu...takut patah atau tulang hancur...
Me: ( HANCUR????!!!!  NOOOOOO~~~~~) ini macam boleh hancur meh?
Doctor: tak tau...tengok dulu la...bagi sure...
Me: k lo....tarik itu sakit ar?
Doctor: @@''' Sakit sikit la...
Me: sakit macam mana?
Doctor: nanti u tau...
Me: CHAM LIAO!!!!

Nurse: Lai check badan dulu...Saya mau kepit ibu jari....u tahan har...mau ambik heartbeat...
Me: OUCH! tangan kiri tak boleh ar?
Nurse: Ya hor...sorry sorry..boleh boleh..

TROLLED~~~~~

Here's the conversation between me and the Mr Jab.

Jab: Lu mau saya suntik mana. Sini atau sini ( left or right butt) Saya tanya lagi skali, sini pun boleh, sini, sini atau sini?
Me: Mana yang tak sakit?
Jab: Sumua pun sakit...
Me: WTF!!!! Lu sudah xpert kan? lu rasa mana paling tak sakit...sana lo...
Jab: ok la....Ambik sini la....

...............
No pain~~~~~ I GOT TROLLED!

The shot was to reduce my pain but it left my left thigh to be less sensitive where as my thumb was still in pain T.T

There was a man that said to me, " habis la! Nanti tangan kena potong..."
I felt it was the end of my life but I saw him smiling like shit!

TROLLED AGAIN!!!!


I waited for 2 hours to get the X-ray. Before that, there was a man with broken leg. His X ray was seriously frightening me. I can see the bone that got separated. Then, I thought to myself...What if mine is also the same? Worse? HOW?!!

Then mine showed a cm dislocation. The doctor was like, " Satu cm saja. Sikit saja la...tarik sekejap saja..."

Doctor: Sekarang saya bagi ubat boleh ngantuk atau tidur...lu tinggal mana? ada orang hantar?
Me: Kawan lo...wa tanya kawan dulu...tapi tak mau tidor boleh ar? Takut susah..
Someone: Ini kena, mesti ini macam...kalau tak, we nanti apa pun tak bagi...kita tarik, lu jerit...
Me: @@!!!! NO CHOICE!

Nurse: lai mali..lu boleh sign ka?
Me: HAR???!!! tak boleh la
Nurse: Lai cop saja...tangan kanan...
Me: Tangan kanan mana boleh..sakit la...wei...tolong la...tak boleh la...kiri la..sama kan?
Nurse: U tahan la...
Me: WTF!!!
Nurse: Doctor...tangan kiri boleh ar?
Doctor: Ok la...cincai la...ambik la..

Then I got injected again. This time was the intravenous shot. Wow! Slightly pain. I don't know who was that man but I think he is the medical assistant or houseman.

Man: Sakit?
Me: Sakit lo..
Man: Ini macam sakit ar?? jarum kecik saja...besar lagi ada lo..
Me: HAR??!!! lagi mau suntik besar ar?
Man: Takda...cakap saja...besar lagi ada tapi lu punya ini saja...

..........
Wow....the bed was flying....metal bar changed shape. I thought I am going to faint but......Everything was back to normal =='''


The man with the broken leg was beside me...SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! At instance, I am super conscious !

Then I thought to myself, this is only dislocation. What if I am really dying? Will it be extremely terrible? Life is really full of pain. Then, I thought of my friends outside. What if I dose off and how long must them wait? Will I trouble them for them to carry me to my bed? All sorts of nonsense until....

Man: lu memang tak mau tidor jugak hor? Nanti saya tarik lu sakit...
Me: Bukan tak mau tidor...tepi orang jerit..takut ma....tak boleh tidor...
Man: ok ok...double dose...ini kali lu teruk la...

......
No effect.....

Man: lu memang tak boleh tidor hor? Takpa...ini kali ubat lain....lu pasti tidor...
Me: (YES!! No more pain if I can go unconscious!)

....
No effect...

Man: Lai mali...lu tak boleh tidor..tarik saja la...
Me: (Ho se liao...cham liao)

2 people was there to press me down. The pain was unbearable. Then, my right hand was let go by him.

Me: Ok liao ar?
Man: Sorry sorry....belum..

TROLLED~~~~~

He took my X ray....

Man: Lu tendon kuat tau...mesti lawan tendon...Ok...lai...
Me: (Tendon kuat is a good thing or bad thing? )........(Screaming like shit)

......
Man: Lu try tengok boleh gerak ar?
Me: ok...boleh liao...thank u har...


Seriously I am very grateful to have such mates as they rushed me to hospital without any thought.. Thanks so much!

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